COCKLEBIDDY PORTER

Politely lean over and repeat this statement… ‘drink a glass of concrete and harden the f**k up’

ABV: 5.3%
COLOR: Dark, deep ruby
ON THE NOSE: Caramel, Toffee, and Chocolate
TASTE: Smooth, medium body with a lingering malty finish

BOOTI BOOTI BRUT IPA

These hops rocked out to some AC/DC playing full stick out in the field soaking up some sunshine

ABV: 6.2%
COLOR: Pale gold with slight haze
ON THE NOSE: Tropical and citrus with a light fruit salad
TASTE: Very dry, drier than my ex wife, but not as bitter

PLEASURE POINT LIGHT PALE ALE

This beer was pampered like CJ Parker’s funbags from the 90’s

ABV: 4%
COLOR: Pale with a slight haze
ON THE NOSE: Good body with a touch of complete malt
TASTE: Citrus, tropical, and floral notes with a light, pleasurable finish

CRACKENBACK WHEAT

Stop being a galah and order two. One less trip to the bar and cracker of an idea

ABV: 5%
COLOR: Pale
ON THE NOSE: Light malt, fruit dominant
TASTE: Light and crisp

BONG BONG HAZY IPA

Picture some parrot squawking at sunrise, now picture shooting it. That’s the satisfying taste from this beauty

ABV: 6%
COLOR: White and hazy
ON THE NOSE: Citrus, juicy fruit, tropical, and delicious
TASTE: Full, rich, and juicy

BARANGAROO PILSNER

A corona, bud light and a fosters walks into the bar, the bartender says ‘rack off, we don’t tolerate that shit in ere’

ABV: 5%
COLOR: Sparkling, clear, pale
ON THE NOSE: Light citrus, delicate malt
TASTE: Well balanced, crisp, clean, and refreshing

WONGLEPONG LIGHT LAGER

Imagine soaking up the essence of an old Italian grandmother face slapping the shit out of some YouTube teen sensation. Harvest that goodness, serve 32 degrees

ABV: 4.4%
COLOR: Pale and clear
ON THE NOSE: Light Mandarin and citrus
TASTE: Clean and crisp, a traditional lager

IRON KNOB WEST COAST IPA

This loudmouth larrikin will put some hair on the chest and some dutch courage to complement those ripper dance moves

ABV: 6.4%
COLOR: Pale light copper
ON THE NOSE: Citrus, grapefruit, and ripe tropical fruit
TASTE: Light body with intense lingering bitterness